Category: Funny Poems

Funny Bunny

There once was a bunny, Who was really funny, That ate some carrots, With some cool ferrets. Then there was a bologna, Who was inside Rodney, Being digested horribly, Then he saw the bunny. Bunny ate Rodney, This made him funny, As he ate the honey, Covered in bologna.

The Innocent Children

Tiny Smiles, Light up the Room, By the children. You can hear their laughter, Down the hall, The funny part is, Their laughing at nothing at all. How is it that somewhere, Between the ages of twelve and fourteen, You lose that sweet laughter, And you become serious, You no longer find simple things funny,

Funny

Funny When you care, When you love, When you cannot feel hatred, The world around you still does.

1-2-3

One is a funny number, Like one slap, one punch, one step, One hundred, one needs, one wants. 2 is better, 2-late, 2-good, 2-bad, 2-funny, 2-near, 2-far, 2-o’clock, 2-need. 3 is a crowd, 3-kings, 3-crows, Thats all ‘4’ now.

Love Is A Funny Thing

For two lovebirds, I met a Stratford on Avon, With the first initials D & T, They know who they are. Love is a funny thing, one minute you are up, then the next you are down. Then your head is spinning around, your seeing stars, dancing on the moon. Love is a funny thing,

Its Funny..

Its Funny… When I’m happy I have a bad day. Its Funny, That when I wish it was hot it snowed. Its Funny, That when the world is finally at peace War begins. Its Funny, When I fancy Chicken my mum cooks pork. Its Funny, When I get a new phone It breaks. Its Funny,

Dogs Are Funny

I saw a dog, his head through the fence, It was really very silly, And it didn’t make sense, Dogs are funny. I saw a dog lying on his tummy, Right next to him was a bunny, I saw a dog try to climb a tree, When I tried to stop him, he bit me.

Funny Thing Is!

It’s funny you know, When the colors go and I can see just who you are and Funnier still for laughter heals, Before it seemed so far. For we shall see a world my friend, so beautiful, so clear It’s funny you know, How we could start, with one changed view, idea. I have a